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Thursday, October 23, 2008

David Sedaris on undecided voters

I pink puffy heart David Sedaris. This is from his latest New Yorker piece about undecided voters:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, really, what is wrong with these people? Decide already. The choice isn't difficult.

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