I have a major case of baby fever.
Everywhere I look there are babies. They smell good. They're cute. They wiggle and smile their little gummy toothless smiles and shake rattles and lose socks. One cutie even sucked on my thumb as I guess she couldn't access hers. And maybe mine tasted better.
It doesn't help that babies love me. I hold them and they settle in for the longhaul, clinging to my neck. I'm not making this up, either, other people have noted my baby magnetism.
But, whatever, I need help as this is driving me crazy. Is there an __ Anonymous for this one? What's the cure?!
sits Indian style in corner rocking and sucking thumb