My mother and grandmother are very old school-ish in that they are all about "doing what you need to do to keep your man happy." In other words, stay on top of your game.
To that end, I was being devilish (I thought) and playfully mentioned my pending pole dancing/strip aerobics classes to my mom letting her know I was doing alls I could to make sure she keeps her beloved always-right-in-her-eyes son-in-law.
Her response? "Oh you're going to love that! I did it two years ago."
Now, aside from that being too much damn information (and I truly believe she spoke before thinking about who she was talking to), what DA HELL is my MAMA doing taking sexy stripper dance classes?!! I can't. I'm done.
::takes aspirin, lays down with cool compress on forehead::