I am not squeaky clean by anyone's measure, but I do like things to be neat and I do have a certain way I like for things to be done.
Still, aren't there some things that are universally done?
My mama is messy. As hell. I MEAN MESSY. And it's funny that all the things she complains about my brother doing, she does.
Like, for example, leaving her plate on the kitchen counter NEXT to the sink. I don't understand that!
Leaving cups and spoons and bottles all over the house from her coffee/cocoa/sparkling water breaks.
Pots in the refrigerator.
Empty ice trays.
Towel on the bathroom floor. TOWEL ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR.
Coat(s), scarf and hat laying on the sofa (we have a hook behind the front door for all coats, hats and scarves).
After she got my office/guest room all messy and disorganized, she decided to come in my bedroom and bring a whole bunch of blankets and books and cups.
I love my mama, I do. But she gotta go the hell home! My nerves are bad! I'm about to turn Rainman on her!! Please baby jesus, hold the snow for one more day so I can get her back down South and safely in her own house among her mess.
::lights cigarette, chases Xanax with vodka to steady hands::